March 2010
5 posts
A declaration
Joy: It's part of how you love...... is to hump.
February 2010
6 posts
The logical answer
Co-Worker: I forgot what a pentagram looks like
Me: Draw a diagram?
That'll show her...
Joy: Don't put your wet butt on my computer!
Me: Don't put your computer on my wet butt!
Good enough, indeed.
Me: Of COURSE I'm black. I love your big butt, and who hits on you the most?
Joy: .......
Me: *Does the Ed Lover Dance*
Joy: Mexicans, actually.
Me: Meh. Good enough.
Does anyone have a safe place I can stay?
Me: Hey, I need your kisses.
Joy: ........
Me: Or, I'm gonna hit you.
Joy: Hey! Do you want me to give you some Irish Sunglasses?!
Me: GASP!
Joy: .......
Me: That is REALLY sexy!
Here's why you suck as a parent.
Let me put a disclaimer out there. I speak in broad generalities. In addition, if what I’m about to say TRULY rubs you the wrong way, feel free to message me about it, or call me on my shit below. We can have a discussion about it.
Kids.
Hang on, I’m not pissed at kids in general. Hell, I may be turning into a curmudgeonly old man, but I still don’t mind kids. I just have some...