March 2010
5 posts
I was a strange child
First off, let me thank Summer at The Circus Comes To Town, seen here http://thecircushascometotown.blogspot.com/ , for the prestigious award she felt compelled to bestow upon me.
I’ve never won anything on the internet really, so this was nice. Apparently she thinks I’m witty and caustic enough to bring sunshine to her day. Thanks, Summer....
Older n jesus
So,the ORIGINAL plan was to revisit Arbuckle Wilderness or the Big Cat preserve near there. However, as the weather constantly changes in Oklahoma, so too can plans. With the snow a comin down, we decided to stay warm and safe hear at the hacienda. Guh. Enough of that.
Anyway, Friday night I went and watched Tron with my friends Chris, Rhys, Indi, Nikki, and Mike. Hanging out at Rhys and...
A birthday win
Me: (GASP!)
Joy: What?
Me: It's my birthday!
Joy: Yeah?
Me: And it's supposed to snow this weekend!
Joy: Okayyyyyy
Me: I CAN WEAR THE PUPPY COAT THIS WEEKEND!!
Joy: (Brain explodes) *whisper* Yes, it's your birthday
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The scene of an accident
I was sitting on my couch when my mom called me. As usual, I was exasperated just from seeing her name. “Hello” I said as dryly as possible.”Billy? Can you come to Riverview Baptist? I got rear ended. I’m fine. The dog is fine. I just need you to come here.” I sat stunned for a moment. “Of course. I’ll be there shortly.” I grabbed my keys, and on the...
Is there a divorce listing for nerd boner killer?
Me: I might see if Rhys wants to hang out on Friday and watch Tron
Joy: Ugh.
Me: Hey! Tron is a sci-fi classic, and
(interrupting) Joy: Look. All I'm hearing is nerd, nerd, nerd, gay, nerd.