.02 from a three-dollar Bill

I had it coming....

Me:

Look, you have two options. One, you can shut your mouth. Two, you can keep your mouth open. Or, the third option, none of the above.

Joy:

........

Me:

Looks like you chose option D. Tap out to the Steiner Recliner! *does push-ups*

Joy:

Was that supposed to be a push-up?

Me:

Shut up

Joy:

Cause your arms didn't bend.

Me:

Shuuuuut up

Joy:

Was your pelvis touching the floor?

Me:

SHUT. UP.

Joy:

Are you familiar with a push-up?

Me:

I'm Scott Steiner! You have to be familiar with push ups!!

Joy:

You know, push-ups that aren't orange?

Me:

........

Posted on January 20, 2010
Happy MLK Day!

Joy:

I need to be up by six AM.

Me:

By any means necessary

Joy:

NO! Why do you say that?

Me:

*raises black power fist*

Posted on January 17, 2010
Funky Bunch?

Me:

He’ll feel the vibration…. DON’T DO IT!

Joy:

Feel it! Feel it! Feel the vibration!! IT’S SUCH A….. GOOD VIBRATIOOOOOON!!! IT’S SUCH A SWEEEEEEET TEMPTATIOOOOON!!!

Posted on January 17, 2010

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