.02 from a three-dollar Bill | I had it coming....

I had it coming....

Me:

Look, you have two options. One, you can shut your mouth. Two, you can keep your mouth open. Or, the third option, none of the above.

Joy:

........

Me:

Looks like you chose option D. Tap out to the Steiner Recliner! *does push-ups*

Joy:

Was that supposed to be a push-up?

Me:

Shut up

Joy:

Cause your arms didn't bend.

Me:

Shuuuuut up

Joy:

Was your pelvis touching the floor?

Me:

SHUT. UP.

Joy:

Are you familiar with a push-up?

Me:

I'm Scott Steiner! You have to be familiar with push ups!!

Joy:

You know, push-ups that aren't orange?

Me:

........

Posted on January 20, 2010