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Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Juggalo Scientists

2:40:56 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: That’s a great band name

2:41:01 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: haha

2:41:06 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: it actually is

2:41:42 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We should form that band

2:41:53 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Do techno club covers of ICP songs

2:41:59 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: In face paint and lab coats

2:43:32 PM: Kathleen M. Turney/VEND/OK/Verizon: you people scare me

2:43:57 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We can make multiple remixes of the same song, and play them all in the same night

2:44:07 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Get enough people on acid, and they’ll never know

2:44:13 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: CHARLES, ARE YOU IN?!

2:44:27 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: IM IN

2:44:37 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

2:44:45 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: That’s how we’ll start every show

2:44:48 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: YOU GET THE COATZ, I GET THE FAYGO

2:44:53 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: YES!

2:45:00 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Now that’s a way to start a show

2:45:17 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Then we’ll click play on our Macbook and start spraying Faygo everywhere

2:45:33 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: I’ll be Fatty2Phat and you can be Violet H

2:45:36 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: and jump up and down like a sic mad clown

2:45:39 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: And that’s not a typo

2:45:55 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: I want to be violent bluetoof

2:45:58 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Done

2:46:18 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: This is going to be the greatest Tulsa band since Imzadi

2:46:32 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We’ll get people to rave all night

2:46:40 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: guzzle all day

2:46:56 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We’ll have spinning trollfaces on either side of the stage

2:47:24 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: the subtlety will fly over the juggajonz heads

2:48:15 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: JURGURJURNZ HEARDZ

2:48:38 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: I’m actually thinking we’ll get Juggalos to protest our shows

2:48:45 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: And that will make us more popular

2:48:46 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: haha

2:48:54 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: we will be the martyrs

2:48:59 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Yes!

2:49:08 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: I always knew I’d die at the hands of a Juggalo

2:49:11 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: the juggalos that stood up for science

2:49:12 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: It’ll be a miracle

2:49:25 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: OH SNAP!

2:49:28 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: we should have magnets somewhere in our name

2:49:35 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Spinning Trollfaces in ICP paint

2:49:40 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: hahaha

2:49:52 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We can have Magnets be the title of our first album

2:50:25 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: Theory of general relativity will be the title of our next

2:50:33 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Genetics will be the third

2:50:55 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Each album will come with a free bookmark

2:51:03 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: the album art will be a hybrid of charles darwin and richard dawkins

2:51:06 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: With random science facts on them

2:51:09 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Ha ha ha

2:51:09 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: haha

2:51:48 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Charles, we can tell people our real names are Charles Dawkins and Richard Darwin

2:51:56 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: haha

2:52:05 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: I wanna be Dicky Darwin

2:52:14 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: I bet this would actually work

2:52:23 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: I’ll be c-dawk

2:53:13 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: It would work!

2:53:18 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: C-Dawk is great!

2:53:36 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: C-Dawk and Dicky Darwin, the Juggaluggalo Scientists

2:53:59 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: all our songs will sound like spaceships

2:54:03 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: with clowns in them

2:54:44 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: yussssssss

2:55:12 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: there will be beakers with faygo in them

2:55:16 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Ha ha

2:55:35 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: We’ll have other ones with Diet Coke so we can drop Mentos into them

2:56:12 PM: Charles R. Hesting/VEND/OK/Verizon: faygo bombs

3:00:09 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: this is some of the funniest sh@t i have ever heard

3:00:19 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: It’s genius, right?

3:00:31 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: I’m starting an angry buzz on Twitter and Facebook as we speak

3:00:35 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: can i be in your protege side project 

3:00:52 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: itll be like twixtid to your icp

3:00:57 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: twiztid*

3:01:02 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Hrm. We’ll have to see

3:01:09 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: <aybe if you roadie for us for a while

3:01:12 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: *maybe

3:01:45 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: i was be Sir Isaac Jefferson Lincoln

3:01:58 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: wanna*

3:02:06 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: That’s not hood enough

3:02:10 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: damn

3:02:37 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: Sir Ballsaac Nu-Ton

3:02:44 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: NOW YOU’RE THINKIN!

3:04:00 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: Gay-a-lay-ho

3:04:10 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: Galli-lay-ho

3:04:23 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: im sleepy

3:04:26 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: these are bad

3:04:30 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Hrm. That’s not so good

3:05:32 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: 9stein

3:05:34 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: How about this

3:05:40 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: Sir Ballzac Neutron

3:05:48 PM: Michael D. Conrady/VEND/OK/Verizon: excellent

3:07:46 PM: Billy L. Carr/VEND/OK/Verizon: You cold also go with Tech 9stein

See? Clearly I’m destined for greatness.

If you don’t get the joke/brilliance, feel free to watch the following.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=fvsr